Hollarwein is Over…

I received a lovely email from Phil that is so touching:

“hey melissa, you kin cum live with me sweety i’ll give you a spot right between me my sister and my mom and the sheep, and don’t you worry about the smell , the sheep’ll just have to get used to it ! love and kisses Phil”

Wow. This is a man that knows how to treat a lady!!!

I would be in Phil’s arms in a heartbeat, but I am a bit leery about the spot saved for me. I have no problem with the sister and the sheep, but I do have a problem with the mom. I do have some morals Phil, so if we can get rid of mom, I’m all yours!!!

I am quite busy right now with my job and working on my home. I noticed that I did not have enough chairs in case I was to have a little get-together, so I picked up some milk crates behind a local grocery store. They make lovely seats and can be decorated easily with a simple towel thrown over them. Voila, instant designer chair!!!

It is getting a bit cold out, so I am going to build an addition on my home so I can have a fire room so I can stay warm and toasty. It will take some time because I can only carry two cinder blocks home at a time, but I think I can have the additional room done by the end of January.

I was a little upset that I didn’t get any trick or treaters last week. I had made some tasty chocolate covered moss and some caramel dipped sticks, but they went to waste. Oh well, there’s always next year!!!

See ya!!!

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Melissa Paternik

Melissa started writing columns back in 2000 when we first got going. She continued for several years and then retired her column. Other writers contributed to Chick Shit after she left. The archived columns are being added one by one and will appear from time to time.

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