Of course, the first show didn’t go off without a hitch, but I performed to the best of my ability, and I think the people in the audience were very appreciative.
I was scared that the crowd wold be like the crowds in the go go bar. Sure, they loved me while I was on stage, but when I was done dancing, I was just another piece of meat with a few extra pennies that I had collected as tips.
On the other hand, the freak show crowd were really into my performance!! Even with the pus still leaking from around the blow up tube, the crowd didn’t seem to mind.
The major hitch occurred when I was blowing into the tube as hard as I could. I guess I blew too hard because some milk squirted out of my breast and hit a front row spectator in the eye!!
I guess I might have to watch my diet a bit closer because he started to scream something about his eye burning. I guess he wasn’t drunk or stoned because the paramedics had to carry him out on a stretcher. Later I heard that he had lost the eye since the breast milk was highly toxic.
Good thing we left town before we could be questioned by the authorities. The freak show owner was very happy since he claimed that his insurance probably wouldn’t cover a breast milk accident.
Oh well, that’s life. Tomorrow will be my second show and this time I am putting some duct tape over the nipple so that another unfortunate accident doesn’t occur!!
See ya!!!
NEXT WEEK: The second show!!!
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