You’re probably wondering (like me) how Jerome could be the warden of the prison where I am currently incarcerated.
After the initial shock wore off, I did some serious thinking while I douched since that has become my hobby and I do my best thinking while I have something stuck in me. Pretty weird, wouldn’t you say?
Anyway, the only time Jerome pops up is when Stephen or Bob have a new “job” or experiment for him to do. My feeling is that I’m not really in prison but am being held captive by Stephen and Bob since I am am smarter and much, much prettier than both of them put together!!!
(Editor’s note: Oh, yeah she hit that nail right on the head.)
But are they that shallow to play a nasty joke like this one me? Are they the type of people to literally ruin my life because of some sick, perverted joke? Am I nothing to them?
Editor’s note: Yes. Yes. Definitely YES!
My marriage is ruined because of them.
Editor’s note: Marriage? Who is she kidding?
I lost my high paying job because of them.
Editor’s note: Hey, she can be a hooker in prison as well as outside of prison. We claim no fault on this one.
My alien love child will no longer talk to me because of them.
Editor’s note: “Alien love child”? C’mon, everyone knows the father/ fathers is/are one of those “Deliverance” type of fellows.
I guess my only recourse is to investigate what’s going on until I get to the bottom of this matter.
Editor’s note: How about quitting and disappearing off the face of the earth?
When I find out who’s behind this, I swear there’ll be hell to pay!!
Editor’s note: And then will you quit and disappear?
See ya!!!
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