“Of course, I told him no. He was wet and greasy and his hair was a little bit on fire.”
“Just like the typical Bob,” I muttered.
“Yep, sounds just like Bob,” said the HR lady.
Star Child Two didn’t say anything but started humming something that could have been “The Bob Song”.
“Well, he offered me some caramel creams and you know how I LOVE those caramel creams. I had no choice but to follow him to the basement with those…..things.”
“The bicycle chain?” I asked.
“The bushel of mallets?” asked the HR lady.
Star Child Two started humming something that could have been “Sledgehammer”.
“YES!” screamed Jerome.
Star Child Two flew down and bonked Jerome’s head in a not so friendly manner.
“AND THEN THE HORROR STARTED!” screamed Jerome.
“Geez, take it easy,” I said as Jerome started sobbing.
“Yeah, be a man!” said the HR lady.
Star Child Two started humming something that was definitely a live version of “Freebird”.
Jerome continued crying as the rest of us danced for the next 13-plus minutes.
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