The Journey To HR, Part 44!

“Of course, I told him no. He was wet and greasy and his hair was a little bit on fire.”

“Just like the typical Bob,” I muttered.

“Yep, sounds just like Bob,” said the HR lady.

Star Child Two didn’t say anything but started humming something that could have been “The Bob Song”.

“Well, he offered me some caramel creams and you know how I LOVE those caramel creams. I had no choice but to follow him to the basement with those…..things.”

“The bicycle chain?” I asked.

“The bushel of mallets?” asked the HR lady.

Star Child Two started humming something that could have been “Sledgehammer”.

“YES!” screamed Jerome.

Star Child Two flew down and bonked Jerome’s head in a not so friendly manner.

“AND THEN THE HORROR STARTED!” screamed Jerome.

“Geez, take it easy,” I said as Jerome started sobbing.

“Yeah, be a man!” said the HR lady.

Star Child Two started humming something that was definitely a live version of “Freebird”.

Jerome continued crying as the rest of us danced for the next 13-plus minutes.





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The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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