The Journey To HR, Part 23!

….I passed out.

As I lay there (I think), breathing in that sweet, tangy Lysol scent, I was reminded of that time that….

No.

I won’t go there.

I removed my hands from DOWN THERE.

Now was not the time.

I thought about doing that HR lady trick and tried to rip myself from my current body.

Tried as I might, I couldn’t get that to work.

It just made me want to poop again, and I quite possible did.

I had to get my mind elsewhere.

Parallel universes!

I thought of those.

Then I remember something I heard recently…..

What if we were in a parallel universe that didn’t have a parallel universe?

That made me feel tingly all over and I groaned.

I had to remove my hands from DOWN THERE again.

Still not the time.

I thought about movies with killer worms.

Was there only one?

I heard a faint knocking sound.

More Lunatic Ravings…

Read a new Lunatic Ravings every Saturday!

Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

https://theweirdcrap.com

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.