Where’s Bob?

Noticed that Bob hasn’t posted for awhile and, because I care, I called him to find out what was going on.

He was upset that another challenge was out there, something to do with milk crates and he wanted to ride this wave with his own challenge.

He thought about it for a bit and finally came up with the Freshen Up challenge.

He found a pack of cinnamon flavored Freshen Up in his garage, got cameras rolling and put a couple pieces up his butt. He jogged around for a bit so his butt would think that it was chewing the gum and then he would attempt a fart but blow a bubble instead. The biggest bubble in the world would win the challenge.

He forgot that Freshen Up is the gum that squirts. And that cinnamon burns a bit, especially down there.

He’s been in the hospital for the last couple weeks.

That’s why he hasn’t written anything new. But, he still wants this to be the new challenge.

What a guy.

More Lunatic Ravings…

Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!


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