I Try And Save Your Childhood (No Thanks To Bob)

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Learned it from listening to podcasts, so let us begin.

Bob’s latest post is supposedly part two of his ramblings, but wasn’t there already a part two before this part two? I think there was.

He rambles on a bit more and mentions something about a “disco party”. That’s interesting since disco hadn’t even been invented way back then. Good thing he doesn’t have a ton of fanboys because they’d be really upset that he screwed up a timeline. So much so that he ruined their childhood.

Then there’s that part about bell-bottoms.

That really didn’t make much sense to me even though I had just consumed 28 ounces of the revolutionary new energy drink called Mind Hammer. It erased all the fog in my brain, makes me sleep better while giving me tons of energy! It’s packed full of the minerals your brain needs to get thru a full day of doing various things! Heck, I was once on a train going to a VERY important business meeting and remembered I didn’t have my Mind Hammer that day so I forced the engineer to turn that train around so I could get me some Mind Hammer! From home! Use the code “felchinglunatics” to get 900% of your first order.

Bell-bottoms hadn’t been invented yet. She was wearing a brand new blue gingham dress which was not the cause of the escalator accident. She was just extremely clumsy.

As for her mother, she was at a bar at the other end of town. She did go to the mall and put stuff in a shopping bag, but it wasn’t body parts. It was a bunch of cigarette butts good enough for maybe a puff or two.

While Bob ruins more childhoods, I hopefully have set the timeline straight.

Wait. I have two arms. What is Bob talking about?

Yes, I landed on him. Purposely. Wanted to see if I could compress him to make him even shorter. I didn’t think he was wee enough.

The way he’s going with his memory, he’s going to ruin MY childhood.

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Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!


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