A Pay Raise?

So, the cast of “Friends” want a huge pay raise.

And they are worth it because?????

My honest opinion is the show really sucks. I don’t like it, so neither should you.

It seems to me that they want more money because they know they have no where else to go. Movie careers? Please. Maybe Lisa ..Maybe.
Matt can go back and star in “Ed 2”. Nothing funnier than a movie with a baseball playing monkey.

Jennifer? Maybe if she learned to use a different facial expression. She annoys me.

David has a voice that gets on my nerves. Therefore, no movie career for him.

Matthew is not funny. If he was one of my friends, we would have kicked the crap out of him a long time ago.

Courtney will always be known as the beanpole that danced with Bruce Springsteen in that music video. I prefer to block out all of the titles of his songs cause he annoys me too.

Bottom line is, fire the whole cast. Get new people. Have the current cast of friends die in a horrible drive by shooting incident in the first episode of the next season.

I have no idea who should be in the new cast. I haven’t thought that much about it. I just don’t like the current cast.

So there.

Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!


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