For those of you that are wondering, I am doing much better and I thank all of you that have supported me.
Last weekend I was feeling very depressed and I started to cry. This must have done something to my lover because he comforted me and treated me like the queen I am. I had heard about the crying thing before, but never dreamed that it would actually work.
So, all you ladies out there who are going through any sort of problems, go ahead and cry, especially when you’re at home. Your special someone will go out of their way to make you feel better and you can actually use this to your advantage.
This past Monday when I got home, I sat and thought about the movie “Terms of Endearment” and I suddenly started crying. Soon I was being hand fed grapes and cookies by my soulmate.
Yesterday when I got home I thought about “Roots” and started bawling again. Soon I was treated to a steak and shrimp feast.
Go ahead and try this yourself. I guarantee it will work! If you are hooked up with someone who’s worthless and is only around for the sex and beer money, wait until he goes to sleep and leave the apartment, or house, or mobile home. Or the cardboard box he calls home.
I guarantee, when when he finds that you left, he’ll beg for you to come back, and if you do…He’ll be waiting on you hand and foot! If not, no big deal. You’re better off.
If your a man, this probably won’t work. Chances are, she’s probably been just waiting for you to leave anyway and when you do, she’ll just breath a sigh of relief.
Hope this helps!
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