I take a week off and the people that work for this website (and they are all men) decide to go behind my back and make fun of me and write something in last weeks column that made me extremely upset.
It’s like I work for a bunch of kids here. I try to help everyone out with whatever problems they might have and this is how I get treated as soon as I’m gone for a little while.
Because of the juveniles around here, I have no choice but to punish everyone in the world by not revealing my big news. I know this hurts those few good people who love and respect me, but remember those few apples that spoil a bunch.
At least I did receive this email while I was gone from Dave B.:
“Yvonne–
I really, really, really miss your charm and wit. You’re so much better than that Melissa person who used to write this column. I didn’t like her. I don’t think anybody did, but I think I didn’t like her the mostest.
Can’t wait for you to get back.
Dave”
At least somebody appreciates me. But since I can only assume that Dave is a man, I really don’t care because he’s probably really like those idiots around here.
And, no, I am not turning into a lesbian. That probably annoys most men out there since they all like that girl on girl action. Maybe I have experimented and maybe I haven’t. It sure as hell isn’t something I am going to share with the world, especially now.
Everyone can go to hell.
NEXT WEEK: For women only.
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