I am not going to write about dining etiquette, so if that’s what you expected, you can just eat me! The editor here at TheWeirdcrap.com said I should write something more “lady-like,” like fine dining. Then he said, “You should smile more, you’re pretty when you smile.”
What an ass-hole!
I already wrote a column about that some time ago. For those of you that have a short memory, you might want to take the time to go through the archives until you find the correct column so you can learn how to dine like a human being.
There is something more important that I have to get off my chest. There has been a nasty rumor going around that a lot of people in the internet-land, social media world do not like me. Social media can be so unkind! Personally I could care less, but my fans are deeply hurt by this nasty rumor.
To demonstrate my point, here’s an email I received from Anonymous:
“Yvonne,
It seems that everyone I talk to hates you. Not me! I think you’re great!
Why would someone hate you anyway? You are a very strong-willed woman so maybe that scares people which makes them hate you.
Not me though! I think you’re the best!
Anonymous”
I don’t know why people are so hateful to others, especially me. Again, I could care less who likes me or dislikes me, but it’s really not fair to those who look up to me.
I very rarely get any hate mail, so I think those people who claim to hate me are probably secretly in love with me but don’t what to tell their friends because they are scared that they might be made fun of.
I am really a good person and I don’t mean t hurt anyone. I care deeply about others and it hurts very much when someone says that they don’t like me. Yet again, I could care less, but I do hurt. I am mostly human you know.
To be honest, I’m about ready to give all this up!
TheWeirdcrap.com can find some other looser to host this spot…I’m sick of this whole column writing thing, and I’m tired of being associated with this shitty website!
Everyone at TheWeirdcrap.com can just burn in hell for all I care.
And to my dear fans, may you live long and prosper!
NEXT WEEK: Eat me you assholes.
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