So you may be wondering about my personal connection to Bob and Steve and how I ever came to be writing this weird crap on their weird crap website in the first place, and it actually turns out to be a pretty interesting story.
The long and short of it is that when I was in The Future I saw that I had actually already written it, even though then I didn’t know anything about it yet. Well, actually my Future Self would have known all about it but that guy wasn’t even around anymore which as I recall will all get explained later on.
Since you have to make the Jump naked I copied the first entry up and down my arms and legs and pee pee before I left so that I would actually be able to remember it all and write it again. Actually, you don’t have to make the Jump naked at all but I just tell people that because I think it’s funnier that way and sometimes I just like to pretend like I’m Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator.
Anyway, just as soon as I got back I immediately contacted Bob and Steve through their website and explained everything I knew to them fully expecting them to think I was just some crazy crackpot who they’d be better off just ignoring and not getting themselves involved with.
Well, it turns out the crazy crackpots were them because they instantly accepted everything I said without question or hesitation and asked me when could I start posting my story so I told them just as soon as I can sleep it off, and the rest is as they say is Future History.
Actually they don’t say that yet. But they will.
Incidentally I also posted some brand new entries while I was in The Future, but since I didn’t really know what I was doing I may have screwed up sending them back through the Timehole so it’s no telling when or if some of those are ever actually going to show up here. Attempting something like that was actually pretty dangerous and stupid but since the actual odds of ever causing a Time-Space Rift Paradox are only .56% I figured it wasn’t that big a deal anyway and that surely The Time Police have bigger fish than me to fry.
In any event here I am now, doing something that just less than a week ago I had already done. I still remember a few of the things I had written about while I was in The Future so I’m sure I will get around to those eventually, and as for the rest I’ll just wing it as I go.
So let the fun and games begin again my friends!
Again.
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