Did It REALLY Happen Or Was It…………The Chip App??!!

If you read Bob’s last post (and why wouldn’t you?), you can see that the chip in his head is working just fine!

He never fell down a sump pump hole at a tuba joint. He just thought he did, thanks to my chip app!

He doesn’t drive since he’s too short but thinks he does, thanks to my chip app!

So, his wife did NOT sell his car!

Now, if he actually was in a hole, how would he know that his wife was chewing gum if I went over there to interview her about his whereabouts? That’s right, none of that ever happened all due to to my chip app!

Juice box? No. Chip app!

Webtv? Yes!

Does he actually owe me $200? No, but he sure think he does all because of the chip app!

And I’m going to let that one stand.

Evil editor? Not sure about that one…..

Did Bob just explosively poop his pants! Yes. CHIP APP!!!!!!!

Oh, the fun.

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Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!


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