If you read Bob’s last post (and why wouldn’t you?), you can see that the chip in his head is working just fine!
He never fell down a sump pump hole at a tuba joint. He just thought he did, thanks to my chip app!
He doesn’t drive since he’s too short but thinks he does, thanks to my chip app!
So, his wife did NOT sell his car!
Now, if he actually was in a hole, how would he know that his wife was chewing gum if I went over there to interview her about his whereabouts? That’s right, none of that ever happened all due to to my chip app!
Juice box? No. Chip app!
Does he actually owe me $200? No, but he sure think he does all because of the chip app!
And I’m going to let that one stand.
Evil editor? Not sure about that one…..
Did Bob just explosively poop his pants! Yes. CHIP APP!!!!!!!
Oh, the fun.
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