I just can’t believe Bob refuses to fess up to our love.
After all the years of support for his numerous bad habits, after all the financial difficulties he put us through by me having to bail him out of jail every other weekend and after all the time I spent in the hospital holding his hand while he went through dt’s due to his rampant drug and alcohol abuse, Bob will not fess up to the fact that I am the mother of his child!!!
Sometimes I think that he’s much, much worse than Ralph who is only a figment of my vivid imagination. The worst part is Bob has turned everyone against me!!
Even Stephen who was (I thought) a friend has refused to talk with me. When everyone else made fun of his (non) bathing habits, I was the one who backed up his claim that he could only bathe on Sundays due to the water shortage.
Well, fuck them all!! I know my rights and am prepared to fight them!!
No more Ms Nice Gal!!
The next time the police come around asking where Bob or Stephen are, I’m not going to lie any longer!!
At least Jerome’s on my side. The more I’m around him the more I can see that he is more of a man than those other two ever will be. I’ll show them!! See what happens on Friday night when Jerome and I have a date. I’ll show Bob that I can have a baby with someone other than him!! Then I’ll kill Stephen!!
Part of me wants to make the magic work between Bob and I and another part wants me to rip his testicles from their sack and place them in a jar above my bed like they were a trophy. Rumor has it that Jerome is missing both his testicles so maybe I can put them to good use. Regardless, I’ll still kill Stephen.
Bob, it’s up to you. I understand that you’re going through a difficult time right now. I think that we are magical together and would like to have you back or I’ll just have to horribly maim you. It’s up to you, but remember that I’ll always “love” you!!!
See ya!
NEXT WEEK: How to properly store extra testicles. (Hint, hint Bob!)
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