A Special Surprise!

Good thing our webmaster decided to take a little time off since I promised a special surprise which I wouldn’t have been able to pull off!!!

I told Ralph that I wanted to do something special for my readers and he came up with the wonderful idea of raffling off a pair of my panties!!

I thought this would make a great 4th of July gift to some lucky person. These were going to be the same panties that I wore that day which just happened to my patriotic red, white and blue ones!!!

As luck would have it, right before the big holiday my time of the month came!! And, wouldn’t you know it, I did not happen to have any sanitary napkins when I noticed that something was not quite right!!

I’m sure someone out there would love to have those panties, but I did have to throw them away since they weren’t too patriotic looking any longer!!! As a matter of fact, they looked more Chinese than American.

Sorry about that!! I felt rotten the whole day and Ralph was a little angry since he was depending on the extra income from my panties. I reminded him that another holiday would be coming up, but he was correct in telling me that there probably wouldn’t be much of a market for Labor Day panties.

I guess I’ll just have to figure out something else to raffle away. Maybe someday you can be the lucky person to own a piece of me!!!!

NEXT WEEK: Tips for the love starved!!!!

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Melissa Paternik

Melissa started writing columns back in 2000 when we first got going. She continued for several years and then retired her column. Other writers contributed to Chick Shit after she left. The archived columns are being added one by one and will appear from time to time.

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