I had a minor setback in my new career!!!
All my paperwork was in order for the work release program, when I received word that the travelling freakshow was going to be put on hold for a while because there was a problem with two of the performers.
Since this is a high tech travelling freakshow, they had TWO dog people!! What’s even more amazing is that one was male and the other was female!! This is practically unheard of in today’s freakshows!!!
As you can guess, dogboy and doggirl were made for each other and they started dating and soon they started in on that sex thing. I had met dogboy when I went for my interview and he was a bit attractive but he did tend to have the tendency to hump everything in sight. I first thought this was cute until he started in on me and this made me sick so I slugged him in the nose and he stopped immediately. However, we still remained best friends!!!
Anyway, dogboy and doggirl were going at it and he got stuck. They shouted for help and finally someone came and tried to pull them apart to no avail. Someone tried to hose them down, but that didn’t work so they were brought to the hospital where they remain to this day.
The owner of the freakshow decided to cancel the show until they are pried apart. This is giving me some time to practice tricks with my humongous (and growing!) boob since I don’t think people would be too impressed with a large boob that just hung in front of their faces.
See ya!!
NEXT WEEK: I tell you about one of my new freaky tricks!!!
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