Beardos

Interestingly in my old timeline it was regular Spock who had the goatee and mustache.

Evil alternate universe Spock was clean shaven.

At the same time almost everybody on Star Trek had a beard.

Kirk had a bear, Bones had a beard, Picard had a beard.

Even Uhura and Seven of Nine and Janeway had beards.

The only person who never had a beard was Will Riker.

They said it made him look too much like J.D. Vance.

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