THE UNIVERSALITY OF MAUREEN
September 18, 2023Water gushes down from the showerhead onto me and my troubles are washed away. They of course accumulate again, as does the dirt during the working day. But a good shower – nothing beats it – not a good hard hot shower. Who can go…
The Janitors Puppies
April 27, 2008I am the janitor at the McShwartz School for mentally ill children. 'Nuff said. Every day I watch kids come in, and they most likely won't come out in the same physical state they went in. That happened to one kid, and when his father,…
Flowers for Aaron
April 26, 20089/15 Dearest Diary, I saw Betty today. She was eating dinner at Gill's with an athletic, handsome and obviously dim-witted young man. Her companion had a Herculean body, but his face looked addled as he tilted his head from side to side like a dog…
The Pheasant
August 18, 20006 Pages Mr. Schwartz has a stuffed pheasant on his desk. So he's a little eccentric. Well, he is, but the pheasant's evil.I seem to find everything evil, even those baby dolls for the parenting class. Those beady little eyes, staring up at you... A…
Duzzies
March 11, 2011Duzzies by P.S. Gifford -Sci-Fi - 1 Page - The prompt was Starlight- and I was thirty nine. It is short and admittedly clumsy- I found it on line- but aspects of it I do appreciate. I admit forgetting all about it. Felt I owed…
What to do with Dana?
February 22, 2023Well, Dana hasn't run away or died yet, so I am still without a job. I guess it's okay though since my breasts are seriously deformed from all the breast feeding and, in my line of work, you definitely need breasts in order to make…
More Mention Of My Finger, Deborah Foreman and Finally……
March 13, 2010Porcupine Tree---The IncidentMoTW---Black DynamiteHave you ever gotten to the point where you sit down to write somethingthat needs to be written, yet can't figure out exactly what to writeabout?Well, that's where I am right now. I could go one some more about my wounded finger…
Rescued!!! What Really Happened!
April 22, 2023Go ahead and read Bob's last post, “Rescued!!!”Now I'm going to tell you about my little secret or two from that night. This was the night that Bob told his famous Afghanistan Pecan Pie joke. If done right (I think), this joke can last for…
“You’re not being SILLY…ARE YOU?”
June 10, 2013Mitzi writes: Who do you think you are, posting your opinions about things that you obviously know nothing about! What gives you the right? My Dear Mitzi: First of all, thanks for writing to me! I haven’t kept track, but I think its been…
And I Thought This Would All Be Over
February 8, 2010Wolfmother---Cosmic EggMoTW---Gran TorinoTen years ago (not 7, as it's stated somewhere on this site) I was givenan opportunity to try and make a difference in the world by writing a"weekly" column with the promise of worldwide fame and fortune. At first I was hesitant. I…
TheWeirdcrap News!
April 21, 2024Here's what's up: 04/21/24Another glitch in the system. The contact form stopped working (not sure when), but it's fixed now.I had an alternate email notification set up and somewhere along the line (probably after a…
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What is This?!
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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