Bow to me skanks, for I am back with more advice for all of you who are below me on the evolution ladder.
I have been busy lately because I was teaching some “gifted people” the finer points of living life. It was a very hard job especially when I had to show a drooling idiot how to kiss properly.
No matter, he’s a better man now. Maybe not smarter, but he is able to satisfy another person who has the same brain capacity. Things like this will get me a first-class ticket to Heaven, while most all of you will probably rot in Hell.
Enough about my charitable self. The following is a letter from Rhonda in Omaha, Nebraska, someone who has serious problems.
“Hi Yvette,
I recently developed a rash around my groin area. I have gone to the doctor, and he has assured me that it is not a ‘social disease’. I have tried different types of ointments and other medicine, but nothing seems to work. I am very ashamed of my rash and am afraid that it will interfere in my social life. What should I do?”
Honey, this is something that affects women like you quite a bit. By “women like you” I, of course, mean slutty whores.
It’s not a social disease? Please! Keep on believing that one and maybe you’ll also believe that you’ll be able to win the lottery with some of your welfare check money.
Since you’re in Omaha, you probably got this rash from Bob, who is not the cleanest person in the world. Once you get a disease from Bob you might as well kiss your social life goodbye. That is if you really had one in the first place.
You might as well start collecting rabbits or something because no man will want to be seen with you or even near you. What you have is probably something that will spread across your whole body, killing you slowly.
Don’t write me anymore. I don’t want to get any of your germs on me.
Goodbye.
You may go now and visit your favorite porn site. Just make sure your hands are clean before you start touching yourself.
COMING NEXT: More pathetic people reach out to me.
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