Last week I mentioned that I was going to be on vacation this week, but because I’m me, I changed my mind. I have every right to change my mind because of who I am. Besides, you came her anyway so I might as well write something so that you can go on with your life.
Maybe I’ll be on vacation next week. Again, that’s MY decision and it doesn’t matter what’s going on in your world or what help you might need. I understand that I’m the only person that can help someone like you, but sometimes enough is enough. Most of the time I have better things to do than to hear people like you whine all the time.
Here’s an email from Justin in Raleigh, NC who’s a whiner just like you.
“Please, please, PLEASE don’t go on vacation! I need your help more than ever. Please help me!
Justin”
Okay, you got me. The only reason I didn’t go on vacation was because of Justin. Here’s someone who admits that I am the only person who he can turn to because I am better than everyone else.
Only problem is, I have no idea what his problem is so I’m not going to help. I was here though, so don’t make me out to be the bad person.
I’ve done my duty for this week. Now I’m going to go back to packing.
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