“What’s even worse is now he’s listening to Billie Eilish,” said Jerome.
I choked on the crumpet.
The HR lady choked on the tea.
Star Child Two choked on his humming of “When The Levee Breaks”.
I quickly performed the Heimlich Maneuver on myself and the lodged crumpet piece shot out of my mouth and hit Jerome in the face.
“Eww!” yelped Jerome.
The HR lady quickly performed the Heimlich Maneuver on herself for some reason and spat a torrent of tea into Jerome’s face.
“Uggh!” squawked Jerome.
Star Child Two did not perform the Heimlich Maneuver on itself but dove towards Jerome and hit him quite hard in the face while humming “Holy Wars…The Punishment Due”.
“OWIEEE!” howled Jerome.
I ignored him and finished the rest of the crumpet and then licked my fingers clean.
Star Child Two flew down, inspected my fingers and nodded approvingly.
The HR lady finished her tea and licked her lips clean.
Star Child Two flew over to her, inspected her lips and nodded approvingly.
I finished my tea and licked my lips clean.
Star Child Two flew back over to me, inspected my lips and nodded approvingly.
The HR lady finished her crumpet and licked her fingers clean.
Star Child Two flew over to her, inspected her fingers and nodded approvingly.
“So……..” said I.
“Why did you come here?” asked the HR lady.
Star Child Two flew over to Jerome while humming “Big Balls” and waited for his response.
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