The Journey To HR, Part 36!

“Yes. Yes he does,” I said as I eyed his prone body.

I grabbed my handy tape measure and measured him with that same tape measure I just happened to have, from one of the many pockets I also just happened to have.

“Yes, definitely taller,” I said.

Bob spryly leapt to his feet as though he were someone 60 years younger than he.

He saw Star Child Two.

He winked at Star Child Two.

Star Child Two slowly came closer to Bob.

Star Child Two winked back.

“Would you happen to have a private room somewhere close?” Bob asked in quite the intelligent way that was totally unlike Bob.

The HR lady pointed to my poop room.

Bob grabbed one of Star Child Two’s tiny hands in one of his abnormally (for Bob) large hands and they headed to the poop room.

“Whatever are they going to do in there?” asked the HR lady.

I winked at her.

The door to the poop room closed and we both thought for a moment.

We became suddenly sick again.
Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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