The Journey To HR, Part 30!

“Quick!” shouted the HR lady. “You have to do it now!”

“Do what?”

“BEAT HIM!”

“Who? Star Child Two? I mean, he did say I was kind of…sexy.”

“NO! Come on, idiot boy! BEAT BOB!”

“You mean……”

“YES!”

“NOW?”

“Yessssssssssssss!”

“Okay. Say, what’s your name?”

“Nevermind. Do it. DO IT!”

As I prepared to “do it” I looked up at Star Child Two.

“Do you think I’m still kind of…..sexy?”

It said nothing.

Then it shot a couple bolts of laser lines from its eyes and fried the wig.

“Not any longer,” it said. “You need to DO IT!”

“Fine,” I said and then did it.

I posted this week’s column before Bob could post his.

Stephen 1.

Bob 0.

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Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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3 thoughts on “The Journey To HR, Part 30!

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    No! No, no!
    Well, ok. Too late now.

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