The faint knocking grew louder.
“Are you going to answer the door?” asked the HR lady.
“Me?”
“No, the pink rabbit you stupid, stupid fool,” she answered.
I couldn’t tell if she was kidding.
It was really hard trying to pry my hands away from DOWN THERE.
Don’t know why.
Not like I was har…
The pink rabbit answered the door.
Didn’t realize there was a large pink rabbit in the room that whole time.
Kind of like the windows.
And the other stuff.
It was a pizza man on the other side of the door.
He had a pizza.
Did we order pizza?
The pink bunny ate the pizza man.
It belched.
Then it was torn into four chunky bits.
Holding two of those chunky bits was none other than……
(Sorry, ran out of my allotted amount of keystrokes for the month.)
(Actually, ran over it with that last sentence. Now I’m in trouble.)
(Wow. Really went over it with that last sentence. Probably should stop now.)
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