The Journey To HR, Part 24!

The faint knocking grew louder.

“Are you going to answer the door?” asked the HR lady.

“Me?”

“No, the pink rabbit you stupid, stupid fool,” she answered.

I couldn’t tell if she was kidding.

It was really hard trying to pry my hands away from DOWN THERE.

Don’t know why.

Not like I was har…

The pink rabbit answered the door.

Didn’t realize there was a large pink rabbit in the room that whole time.

Kind of like the windows.

And the other stuff.

It was a pizza man on the other side of the door.

He had a pizza.

Did we order pizza?

The pink bunny ate the pizza man.

It belched.

Then it was torn into four chunky bits.

Holding two of those chunky bits was none other than……

(Sorry, ran out of my allotted amount of keystrokes for the month.)

(Actually, ran over it with that last sentence. Now I’m in trouble.)

(Wow. Really went over it with that last sentence. Probably should stop now.)

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Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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