John the Revelator

My friend John the Revelator has this saying:

The reward of patience is patience.

Quite profound, no?

As far as I know he probably got it from a fortune cookie.

He doesn’t know that I’m The Spamrider of the Apocalypse.

But I think he suspects.

I had a fortune one time that said, “About time I got out of that cookie!”

I immediately burned it because I figured a cognizant cookie fortune might just be dangerous.

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Spamrider of the Apocalypse is just some crazy dude who contacted us out of the blue one day claiming to be a time traveler who had discovered that he had already been publishing information on our website for years while he was visiting the future.  Neither me or Steve had ever heard of him before so we don’t know if he’s ACTUALLY crazy or what, but he’s definitely weird, and is probably full of crap, so we both just looked at each other, shrugged are shoulders, and pretty much just went with it.

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