The Jerome Saga Part Whatever: The Quickening

I don’t know what happened, but Jerome laid down some hard truth on me.

Seems that if I write about what’s going on with Bob and him, then the whole world would know, including Bob.

For some reason, I didn’t take this into account and now he’s in some serious trouble.

I guess Bob got wired on Cinnamon Toast Crunch, tossed Jerome into the back seat of a Yugo and drove thru the streets of Omaha at a very high rate of speed (think it was 35 considering it’s a Yugo) and they were pulled over.

Jerome ran from the vehicle for some reason. The police weren’t concerned about him but run he did. They were more interested in hopped-up Bob and they lay down some severe (and deserved) punishment on his butt.

Jerome had nowhere to go but back to Bob’s house. He IS NOT planning an escape. He is VERY HAPPY there. He considers this THE BEST TIME HE HAS EVER HAD IN HIS LIFE.

He LOVES the basement and REALLY, REALLY LOVES the pee hole.


Oops. He DID NOT just escape and is at my front door.

I WAS NOT paid to write this.

By Jerome.

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Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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