I don’t know what happened, but Jerome laid down some hard truth on me.
Seems that if I write about what’s going on with Bob and him, then the whole world would know, including Bob.
For some reason, I didn’t take this into account and now he’s in some serious trouble.
I guess Bob got wired on Cinnamon Toast Crunch, tossed Jerome into the back seat of a Yugo and drove thru the streets of Omaha at a very high rate of speed (think it was 35 considering it’s a Yugo) and they were pulled over.
Jerome ran from the vehicle for some reason. The police weren’t concerned about him but run he did. They were more interested in hopped-up Bob and they lay down some severe (and deserved) punishment on his butt.
Jerome had nowhere to go but back to Bob’s house. He IS NOT planning an escape. He is VERY HAPPY there. He considers this THE BEST TIME HE HAS EVER HAD IN HIS LIFE.
He LOVES the basement and REALLY, REALLY LOVES the pee hole.
He is fed MORE THAN ADEQUATELY.
Oops. He DID NOT just escape and is at my front door.
I WAS NOT paid to write this.
By Jerome.
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