Some Tidbits

If you only do one thing today, please remember to visit Deborah Foreman’s site which has some really cool stuff. We have provided a link located (kind of) to the right.

We will not be posting anything new next Wednesday or the following Sunday, since we will be scouting locations for the big budget “ The Movie”. Page one of the script is almost halfway done!!

Who in the hell is Eminem, and why do I despise him so? Got me. Bleach blonde midget poseurs generally rile me up. I can only hope that in 10 years he will be as much remembered as a piece of fly shit. His mother is suing him for defamation of character because he claimed, in one of his musical masterworks (?), that she did drugs. Maybe that’s why he turned out the way he did. Now, on his new album, he has a song about wanting to rape his mother. What a dick. Betcha John Rocker and Eminem are pen pals.

Yeah, people will buy it because they think he is soooo cool. I just hope they remember to save a few pennies so they can buy that can of paint to sniff. These are all future leaders of the world, remember.

I watched an episode of VH1’s “Behind the Music” featuring Quiet Riot recently. Those shows are always interesting and, no matter who is featured, I can always find at least one song by the featured artist that I like, even just a little. Not Quiet Riot. I felt they sucked back in the ’80’s and feel that they suck now.

I think that Oprah is getting a little bit to full of herself. At a recent commencement speech, she made sure she reminded the graduating class about her tv show, her “book club” and her magazine.

Yeah, Oprah, that’s what a commencement speech is for. It may seem to you that a commencement is a perfect place to plug your products since you are obviously shallow and egotistical. Seriously, do you really think there may be someone out there who has NOT heard about you, considering your “book club” and tv show are shoved down our throats?

Get a fucking clue.

On a personal note, anything with that “Oprah Seal of Approval” will never get a dime from me. I am boycotting her. You should too.

Here here are some new movie reviews!!!!!

“Chicken Run”–Looks like it is about chickens. Will be lots of kids in theater. Noisy. Wait till it comes to ABC.

“A Perfect Storm”–A HUGE wave, lotsa rain and a little boat. Is this the big screen version of “Gilligan’s Island”?

“Titan A.E.”–The video game “Dragon’s Lair” finally hits the big screen! Yeah!!

“Gone in 60 Seconds”–What is this about? Is Angelina Jolie transparent or really, really pale? Where’s her brother? WHAT IS THIS MOVIE ABOUT?

“Big Momma’s House”–Wasn’t this done a few years ago with Robin Williams?

The top 5 on the bitch-o-meter:

1) Darva Congers—(Still a skanky whore)
2) Matthew Perry—(No recent news. Is he dead?)
3) Oprah Winfrey—(See above)
4) Kathie Lee Gifford—(No comment needed)
5) The 300 pound bitch that said my hair is too long.

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Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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