In lieu of this week’s edition of Spamrider of the Apocalypse TheWeirdCrap.com has been forced asked to provide the following Presidential statement:
The failing LOW RATINGS weirdcrap.com is nothing but a LOSER website run by seditious losers who HATE AMERICA. Little Bob Semitram and his so-called “writers” (who all suffer from TDS) are a bunch of LOW IQ traitors who like the rest of their DumbocRAT loser buddies should all be WATERBOARDED AND EXECUTED. Why can’t they just admit like everybody else that Trump is the GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER who has WON NO LESS THAN EIGHT WARS!!! and MADE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN? I will soon be preparing a new executive order banning their little website from the internet and instructing my DEPARTMENT OF WAR to bomb them into submission before deporting them all to El Salvador where they will make good girlfriends for the rest of the CRIMINAL IMMIGRANT RAPISTS!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
