Bob stopped eating the paste and looked at the HR lady in horror.
I smiled.
“I was doing some further reading and there’s more…..punishment that needs to be done,” the HR lady said, smiling back at me.
“Oh?” I asked.
She motioned to Star Child Two and it flew over to her.
She whispered something to it and then pressed a button on her desk.
18 burly men marched into the room and grabbed Bob.
He shrieked, paste particles flying from his mouth.
17 of the burly men slammed him to the ground with his buttocks sticking up and the the burliest of the burly men pulled down his pants.
Star Child Two flew over and tapped his exposed buttocks a few times than flew over to the HR lady.
There was silence, but it was like they were somehow conversing.
The HR lady nodded, got out of her chair and walked over to Bob.
She peered down at his naked, quivering buttocks and sighed.
She motioned me to come over.
So I did.
She pointed at his buttocks.
They were taped together with strips of blue tape.
‘Sealed To Prevent Leakage’ stated the writing on the strips of tape.
“That’s the problem,” she said.
“Problem?” I asked.
“Yep. His mouth hole is too small, but his butt hole is just the right size for Star Child Two to enter and do a bit of innards reimagining, That will make him more compliant.”
“More complaint? Reimagining of his innards? I say, let’s do it!” I said, quite excited.
She nodded and began yanking off the tape.
Bob shrieked some more.
20 of us chuckled.
- Saturday, June 20, 2026
