Phone Call

Stephen Johnson

Actual phone conversation from 6/14/21:

“You need to get a Facebook account.”


“Research says we need to hit social media in order to make money.”

“Wait…..we make money?”


“I’m not comfortable with Facebook or any social media. I’m just trying that influencing thing. You know, for free stuff.”

“You’re what?”


(something mumbled about lawyers and contracts)

“Plus I have no idea how to use a computer.”

“Oh? How are you posting these columns?”

(something mumbled about how a dirty, dirty liar I am)

“You have a week to build a profile on Facebook. We will need to approve it, of course.”

“Of course”.

“Now let’s talk about your columns. Not much thought is going into these.”

“Oh my goodness! I just cut off my pinky toe with one of those cat lasers!”



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Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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