Don’t know why he wouldn’t want to go to jail for a few days though. Watch tv, play cards, drink coffee, eat three meals and sleep. What’s so wrong with that?
Some of you might be thinking I’ve been to jail since I know all that stuff. Well, I have NOT! I’ve just seen stuff on tv and in movies.
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE DEEP DETAILS ABOUT JAIL LIFE, ASK BOB.
Took a week off from doing this expecting something exciting to happen.
It did not.
No new ideas for my movie either. I’m stuck.
Hey, why isn’t that cat eating?
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