I am very angry!!!
Even though I let myself be probed by some aliens, nobody has been in contact with me to tell my story to people worldwide.
I thought I could make some good money due to the probing, but I had to go back to work!!! Thank goodness the manager at the bar likes me, or I don’t know what I would have done.
The only shift he had open was 6 am til 5 pm. Even though the tips aren’t that good during those hours, I went back to work.
The manager told me that I needed to take full advantage of my alien abduction, so I now dance with “probes” hanging out of various body orifices. I am now none as “The Abductee” and I seem to have myself a small following!!!!
.Melissa found some nice things to do with veggies!!!
For some additional cash, I allow my fans to touch a “probe”. Depending on the day and my mood, the ‘probe” is always something new. I have already used curling irons, bottles water, mayonnaise jars and cucumbers, so who knows what I’ll use next.
Sorry that this is so short, but I have to go the the store to pick up some 2 liter bottles of soda for work tomorrow!!!
Bye!!!
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