It’s finally happened.
Yvonne has went on vacation.
In between bouts of drunkenness and carousing, we tried to think of things that we could put in this spot until she comes back.
Nude pictures were out because of all the fucking kids that visit this site and we want to be as FFF (Family Fucking Friendly) as possible. We think of ourselves as kind of Disneyish in the way we go about doing our stuff here and kids love DIsney since they have no choice because of all those subliminal “Buy our shit” messages hidden in their films.
But not us. No way. When we say we’re FFF we MEAN we’re FFF. Read any “Ask Bob”. That’s what happens when you discover the evils of illegal drugs.
How about “Lunatic Ravings”? This shows what happens when you skip school in order to buy concert tickets.
As for “Spamrider of the Apocalypse”, it goes to show that parents are right about sitting too close to the tv and sticking a wet finger in a live electrical socket.
So, here’s what we came up with:
Click on that and you’ll learn all the mysteries of life plus much, much more.
Yeah, that’s right. We filled this column with some needless self promotion.
It’s what we do.
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