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Some online help ya sites are just mean.

Guess I didn’t follow their strict rules last week so we didn’t get paid.

This reminds me when “Crocodile Dundee” came out and it was such a big hit. So big of a hit that I decided to get a film crew and actors together and make a good ole USA version of that movie.

Grabbed a few people off the street and we rented out an office and hammered our a script. Called “Aksarben Dum Dee” it told the story of an Omaha native called Dee that decided to leave and head over to the stress that you’re feeling right now is not something you need to go thru all alone because there are people at FinerAid that are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and also 365 days a year to help you out like the time they helped me when I was really down in the dumps about……the Titanic, yeah that and then that other time when I was feeling low and not much of a human when………we landed on the moon and boy did that make me feel so small and you can get in touch with FinerAid and if you use the code “crap” (that’s c-r-a-p) they’ll give you 5% off a session so go to FinerAid (that’s a-i-d) and use the code “crap” big city but they got really confused when they got an apartment on the second floor and fell out the window and died because they had vertigo and weren’t used to heights.

You know, because they came from Omaha.

It never got off the ground because the script was barely one page long and the movie studios didn’t think a five minute movie would sell.

Do we now get paid?

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Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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