So, we got a new garage door opener. That’ll do.
It wasn’t easy for him to install it though. He squirrels in our yard are getting a little bit out of hand.
They saw the garage door man come over and the started to advance on the garage. The leader had an eye patch and quite a few of them were holding little daggers. How they did that, I have no idea. Never knew they had thumbs.
Thought a cat would disperse the troublemakers, but he was more interested in looking at birds and leaves flying around. I swear the squirrels sniggered when they saw him. It’s not like they gather on the back porch and stare at him for hours at end. Okay, it is like that.
I put the cat inside and decided I would stay I there with him and let the garage door man fend for himself.
It took him around six hours to finish. He didn’t give us a paper bill, instead he just emailed one.
When I checked out the new opener, there was quite a bit of blood all over he garage. It seemed he put up a good fight and so must have the squirrels. I didn’t see any bodies lying around which was a good thing, but in he back corner of our yard I did see that a little medical tent had been set up which was also a good thing.
What was a bit troublesome was the tiny note I found taped to our front door the next day:
“Surrender or die.”
I then ordered one of those Ring doorbells and now wait.