Young and Foolish…

Dear Bel:

Two years ago, when I was young and foolish, I went with some friends to a tattoo parlor and had some “artwork” done on my ankle, neck, and stomach. I like the tattoos, but the one on my stomach is interfering with my personal life. Until now every man I have dated has left me after seeing it. My current boyfriend told me that he would not leave me if I would have it removed. Since he didn’t immediately run for the door after seeing Danger Mouse with a woody, I am inclined to believe that he is a keeper. I like showing off the tattoo when I’m on vacation, and I want to keep it. Help!


Dear Cathy:

Take your finger and reach into your nose. Grab some hair and pull. Thanks.

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Saint Garion

Bel Garion, who also goes by the name Saint Garion started writing columns in our early years and continued to 2006. He often refers to "The Lord" and "Buddah" which are the names of his dogs which speak to him on a regular basis.

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