What Else You Should Know That Management Forgot

In Bob’s post from 10/9, management decided to crack down on his shenanigans. However, they did not mention one of the most important tidbits of info that everyone MUST know.

But first…..

The light on our garage door opener is (now) constantly blinking. Before it was just one side that sporadically blinked, but I thought it might have been a moth or something like that. The reason I figured that out was because of the bug carcasses I could see lying on the bottom of the light cover.

Now both sides are blinking. Opened up both sides like I know what I’m doing, gave each side a light tap but that didn’t work. Of course it didn’t.

Grabbed a ladder and blew out the bug carcasses, but that didn’t make a difference. Went online, red and watched a ton of stuff and none of it was any help whatsoever. But, guess it could be a problem with a wire. There is a mouse in the garage, but I don’t mind him because he is kind of cute. Big eyes he has. Maybe he chewed into something.

Finally called the garage door people and they’ll be here Tuesday. But the light keeps blinking. Or is it flickering?

Oh, yeah. Never, EVER feed Bob after midnight.

So……never feed him. Ever.

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Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!


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