“Well, it really is but it’s just something to do to pass the time,” said the HR lady.
We both stared at the split open head, just to pass some more time.
When that time was passed we passed some more time by doing nothing.
“Retsyn dance?” asked the HR lady.
“Nah,” I said. “That fun is most probably over. Say….what’s your name? Tired of having to type out ‘HR lady’ every time you say or do something.”
“Thank you for asking. That will make me feel more human!” said the lady from HR who was most assuredly going to have a name soon.
Star Child Two flew over and bonked me in the nether region.
“OW! You too? You also want a name?” I asked as I fell to the ground, grabbing my throbbing nether.
Region.
Star Child Two nodded.
“Fine. And you would like to be called…….?”
“ME FIRST!” screamed lady of the HR.
“Okay, okay, okay,” I said as I got to my feet.
The lady smiled.
The one from HR.
“My name is…..”
A loud voice interrupted her.
“Can we PLEASE stop this shi……..”
I interrupted the loud voice.
“No swearing here you di……”
“…ngo!” that lady finished for me.
You know.
The one from HR.
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