“Grape Nuts!” the HR lady yelled.
“With milk?” I asked.
“Of course not!” she replied. “We eat them dry!”
“THAT’S THE BEST!” I hollered.
“I KNOW!” she hollered back.
We grabbed large cups and filled them to the rim with Grape Nuts.
And then we started to eat those crunchy little morsels, every now and then throwing a few nuggets at Star Child Two who missed them all.
We crunched away until our cups were mostly empty.
Then we dumped the remaining nuggets on Jerome’s body.
“Yeah, like that’ll do anything,” I said.
Suddenly Jerome sat up.
“GRAPE NUTS!” he screamed.
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