Sometimes you forget something.
That’s what I did, so hopefully this is truly the last of this nonsense.
Forgot that Bob, when getting chased by those children of the corn, decided to make an unwise decision and tried to seek shelter at a gas station/truck stop without realizing that the truck was sitting too high for the awning over the gas pumps and plowed right into it, tearing it to shreds and blowing up the station and truck stop.
Of course no harm came to him which got the trucking company to be very skeptical of his story. He supposedly showed them some bones he had claiming that they were remnants of some of the children of the corn, but when the company did tests, they found they were carp bones.
Of course those children of the corn could have been part fish, but that seems highly unlikely.
If you go to one of those video websites, there is footage of him plowing into the gas station. He pulls away a bit, the station explodes and he then gets out of the truck and runs around in circles while slapping his head just like Rainman.
He then pees on the fire, but it’s so massive his little dribble does nothing.
So he just drives away.
And that’s that (I hope).
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