Adventures in Truck Driving Part V: Really Hopeful This Is It Final Boogaloo

Sometimes you forget something.

That’s what I did, so hopefully this is truly the last of this nonsense.

Forgot that Bob, when getting chased by those children of the corn, decided to make an unwise decision and tried to seek shelter at a gas station/truck stop without realizing that the truck was sitting too high for the awning over the gas pumps and plowed right into it, tearing it to shreds and blowing up the station and truck stop.

Of course no harm came to him which got the trucking company to be very skeptical of his story. He supposedly showed them some bones he had claiming that they were remnants of some of the children of the corn, but when the company did tests, they found they were carp bones.

Of course those children of the corn could have been part fish, but that seems highly unlikely.

If you go to one of those video websites, there is footage of him plowing into the gas station. He pulls away a bit, the station explodes and he then gets out of the truck and runs around in circles while slapping his head just like Rainman.

He then pees on the fire, but it’s so massive his little dribble does nothing.

So he just drives away.

And that’s that (I hope).

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Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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