Jerome stood up and wiped the tears from his face.
“That was a complete waste of time!” he yelled.
“What was?” I asked, feeling THAT anger rise.
“THAT STORY!” he yelled, but in a higher pitch.
“Well, well, well,” said the HR lady while still sitting on the floor.
Star Child Two started humming something in quite the angry way.
“YOU NEED TO SHUT YOUR TRAPS AND LISTEN TO ME!” Jerome screamed, now in a really, really high pitch.
Star Child Two continued with its humming while flying around the room, going faster and faster until…….
“Ugh”, said Jerome in a quieter voice.
He collapsed.
Star Child Two flew away from its severe bonking of Jerome’s head while humming “Feelings”.
“Ooooh, his head is split wide open!” said the HR lady.
And so it was.
“Well!” I said. “That’s that I suppose?”
And it was.
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