People wonder why I look about 60 years old when I’m supposedly only 38.
Well, it’s because I am about 60 years old.
But I’m also only 38.
It all depends how you look at it you see.
So if you subtract the year I was born from the year I am writing this to determine my age then I am indeed only 38 years old.
But I’ve obviously lived a lot more than 38 years during that time.
It’s because I’m a TIME TRAVELER!!!
Duh.
But most people don’t know about that.
In fact, everyone who ever found out I eventually had to kill.
So sleep tight motherfuckers.
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