Star Child Two stopped humming.
“I LOVE FUN PARTS!” it bellowed and then continued humming something that could have been “Peg”.
The HR lady shrugged her legs like she couldn’t have cared any more about fun parts.
I just really, really didn’t care since one persons “fun parts” really aren’t fun.
To me.
“Bob’s short. I’m tall,” said Jerome.
I looked for a place to take a nap.
“I mean he’s REALLY short,” continued Jerome.
The HR lady looked for a place to take a nap.
“I’m taller than him, like most everybody,” said Jerome.
Star Child Two continued flying around, not interested and humming something that could have been “I’m In Love With My Car”.
“He was in his garage workshop for days inventing that suit and trying to figure out a way that I could fit into it.”
Eh. Still not totally interesting to me.
“Then he bought a bushel of rubber mallets, a sledgehammer, a couple feet of bicycle chain, pretty paper doilies, bubble bath and WD40”.
Now I was interested.
Now the HR lady was interested.
Star Child Two continued its flight while now humming something that could have been “A Place In The Sun”.
Stephen Johnson
https://theweirdcrap.com
The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name TheWeirdcrap.com and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!
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