“So?” asked the HR lady. “How did he take it?”
“Not well. Not well at all,” I replied, gleefully rubbing my palms against my sweaty thighs.
Star Child Two zipped around the room, until he too began rubbing his palms gleefully against my sweaty thighs.
And then he started on my loins.
“Aren’t you worried about any repercussions?” it asked as I tried backing away from his fondling hands.
“Ummmmmm…..not really. He did post a rather weak reply but that’s what’s to be expected since he’s nothing but an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill. Hey, CAN YOU STOP DOING THAT!”
Star Child Two zipped away to a corner and began doing something to itself that still haunts me to this day and the day after tomorrow.
“Okay,” said the HR lady.
“Yes?”
“Yes. It’s time.”
“Do I have to? Do I really, really have to?”
The look on her face was all the answer I needed. It’s a look that has haunted me until yesterday and a few hours this morning.
“Yessssssssss!”
Crap.
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