Nothing in this column is the way you think it is.
Left isn’t left, and right isn’t right, and up isn’t up and down isn’t down.
Sideways is still sideways though.
You wouldn’t have thought that now, would you?
So do you see what I mean?
No you don’t! That’s the whole point I am trying to make here.
So the sooner you quit thinking you know what’s going on the sooner you will be able to relax and just enjoy the show.
Get it?
No you don’t! That’s what I keep trying to tell you.
You’ll see though. Oh boy are you gonna see.
And what you’ll see is that you never could see in the first place.
But at least a blind man who knows he is blind doesn’t foolishly try to rely on his own sight to find his way around anymore.
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