Speaking of timekeeping, Schmelnoz once told me about this race of giants called the Illiputi who do not keep track of time simply because they do not believe in it. According to the Illiputian way of thinking, every day is actually the same day. The only reason it seems otherwise is that some douchebag keeps going around planting memories in everybody’s heads.
Apparently the rest of the Universe pretty much just leaves them alone because nobody’s ever actually been able to prove them wrong.
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