That Was A Roadtrip Column??!!


Looks like Bob TRIED to write a roadtrip column and miserably failed.

Go ahead and give it a read. I’ll wait.

See what I mean? Where’s the actual roadtrip? Why are we getting crap about Santa and toenails and dumpsters (which is true, but he failed to mention it was a KFC dumpster that was used exclusively for old coleslaw so he was and still is a stinky lad) and absolutely NOTHING about the trip on the road?

Oh, wow. I read it and expected (by the title) that I, the master, taught he, the young padewan, how roadtrip columns are to be.

Am I to blame? Is his complete and utter failure on me or is there something quite possibly wrong with him.

If idiots can picket for Saturn to be brought back, I say folks should picket our headquarters until Bob learns how to write a column correctly.

Boy, am I peeved. I was going to share a column I wrote back in 1976 about all the bicentennial happenings and just had to throw that to the side.

Thanks, Bob. You idiot.
Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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