Thanks, Crest!

Was going to go to the way back machine again but accidentally saw a commercial that really bugged the heck out of me.

Basically, it told the story of a young girl and her teeth. You would think it was something from the days of b&w television since it was in b&w.

I felt sorry for the young lass in the commercial since it foretold her death, all thanks to mom. You know the mom would be taking full control of her daughter’s life forever so she could make some $$$ off her doings and derring-do’s.

Yep, mom was happy that the girl got a clean bill of health from the dentist because that means that she would be able to take non-shameful selfies in the future.

We all know what happens with those selfies.

They fall off mountains.

Mom wants daughter’s teeth to be nice so she can take those selfies and mom would get a cut of any money until the day the daughter decides that taking a selfie on an icy edge of a cliff would look really cool and then she’ll slip, scream, fall and die.

Mom would collect insurance money, so she’ll be set.

Thanks, Crest!

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The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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