So He Wants To Be A Hero? Fine!

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Ian Anderson—TAAB2


Yeah, I know. You’ve been waiting and waiting for me to keep posting the

rest of the interview, just to get the damn thing over with.

Well, the reason I’ve been delaying was there was a good possibility Bob

was going to be put to death (read his column) and, out of the goodness

of my heart, I thought posting the rest of the interview after he was

rightfully put to death would be a nice touch on my part. It would show

I cared or something.

Of course that didn’t happen and now I’m stuck with a fucking interview

I’m really not excited about posting. What’s the point? You’ll read this

interview and then sometime down the road I’ll having nothing to write

about and have to interview Bob yet again (or answer fan email).

Now I have no choice but to take things into my own hands and have Bob

put to death by some state for some crime. Would be cool it it was

something as stupid as no picking up his dog’s poop, but I don’t think

there’s a state that would put someone to death for something as trivial

as that.

But then again, there’s Texas……..

Interesting. I haven’t been to Texas since the days of cattle rustlin’

and warring with those living south of the border. Those days are so

much of a blur that when I was pulled over one day in Omaha and the cop

told me there was an arrest warrant for me in Texas, I had no idea what

the hell he was talking about and when I told him that, he had no choice

but to let me go. He was kind of dumb, being from Nebraska and all.

So that’s what I’m going to do. I’m getting my fat ass out of the house

and going to Texas. I’m going to find out how to get someone lethally

injected or electrified LEGALLY, just so I can finish posting the

interview, all in fond memory of Bob.

Then I’m gonna rustle me some of that cattle and do whatever else they

do in Texas. Yee-haw!

COMING NEXT: Texas bound!

Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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