No List, Partial Truck Driving Story Kind Of, Bob’s A Liar

For the last 60 years or so, I’ve done top ten lists for movies, music, tv shows, fashion trends, electronics, fast food, slow food, food and vegetables for the previous year.

This year I’m not going to do that. Just don’t have the “feeling” I need to do it.

Suffer, my friend. SUFFER!

I took a few weeks off, some stuff was going on and something happened and I just didn’t have that “feeling” then either. Good thing Bob wrote a few to keep you occupied.

Now, let’s talk about Boots.

I DID go down to feed and water the cat as well as change the cat litter. Once.

I figured he was raking in the money truck drivin’ and would pay me the $25 a week even if I didn’t do what he requested. Back then I was too deep into the local crackwhore village that I couldn’t show up every week to take care of Boots so I’m the one that put that hole in the screen so Boots could have some freedom and fresh mouse or even human fleshy food.

Of course I never was thanked (or paid) for that.

There is another truck drivin’ story I need to tell as well.

But I’m going to wait until next week.

RIP Shy. You were and always will be my baby.
Stephen Johnson

The idea of building a website with Bob came from Stephen in the days of message boards and chat rooms. We settled on the name and the rest is history. Retired since he hit the ripe age of 25, he spends most his time doing odd-jobs around the house and digging thru trash bins for "stuff that's still good." Stephen has contributed several short stories and hosted the "Lunatic Ravings" column since the beginning (1999). The idea of writing weekly columns came from Stephen before blogs or blog sites ever existed. So, I guess that makes him THE FIRST BLOGGER IN THE WORLD!!!

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